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Post by dyuman on Oct 24, 2007 9:30:56 GMT -5
I don't know if I should be impressed or frightened.
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Post by Pikachu on Nov 2, 2007 17:32:06 GMT -5
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Post by phetus on Nov 5, 2007 16:04:29 GMT -5
There is something seriously wrong with Josh. I don't know why I read that whole thing. The entire time I was reading... all I could think about was writing a post to say how I couldn't even read the whole thing.
But.
I.
Read.
It.
And.
I.
Hate.
You.
For.
Wasting.
1.
Whole.
Fucking.
Minute.
Of.
My.
Life.
That.
I.
Will.
Never.
Get.
Back.
Here's to hoping you never get any back(or front) and in no other way reproduce.
At least not before I invent my abortion ray.
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Post by Pikachu on Nov 16, 2007 17:07:33 GMT -5
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Post by phetus on Nov 27, 2007 5:58:29 GMT -5
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Post by Duragar on Nov 30, 2007 1:55:10 GMT -5
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Post by Pikachu on Nov 30, 2007 15:11:43 GMT -5
Saw that on Tuesday when we were at Alvin's playing GGAC. Hardly a mental abortion, I think.. it's a smart move by Mike Huckabee. At the moment, it's probably the coolest thing any of the Republicans have done during the primaries. At worse, even if he can't beat Giuliani, he'll retain popularity in Arkansas for this.
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Post by Pikachu on Dec 5, 2007 12:40:09 GMT -5
Since we've talked about it here, I saw on the news that Mike Huckabee's popularity has skyrocketed thanks to Chuck Norris. Searches for Huckabee like, shot up 457% because of that Internet ad. It's insane.
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Post by Pikachu on Dec 5, 2007 17:35:02 GMT -5
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Post by Pikachu on Dec 15, 2007 18:37:26 GMT -5
So someone online did the Lord's Prayer in 1337, which inspired me to do another famous passage in the Bible with other online references for you heathens. This is me evangelizing to you. Or something.
From Psalms 23:
teh LORD is my GM, and i get officer
he lets me slack off in raids
when we wipe, he tells us its ok and gives us 1337 $tr4t$
tho i am in contested territory, i f34r no n00bs
for teh LORD is in my party
he got me tier 3 and is a good healer
he makes guildies raid when i need more g34r, and h4x0rz my rolls to 100
or gets me RPs
surely my 70s are all pimped out,
and i will be in this guild
forever
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Post by phetus on Dec 18, 2007 20:45:56 GMT -5
You are a waste of a human being.
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Post by Pikachu on Dec 20, 2007 21:12:00 GMT -5
youtube.com/watch?v=_OXrjK0C7TIThis is an official trailer for Duke Nukem Forever. This ought to get any gamer's attention, seeing as this was announced thirteen years ago, but I'm gonna put this news under Mental Abortions because the ridiculousness of this game's "imminent" release forces it into this category. Even if this game were released, installed onto my computer, with me playing it, I'd assume I took the blue pill and told Morpheus to shove the red one up his ass.
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Post by Pikachu on Jan 22, 2008 20:18:57 GMT -5
Ok, time for more of my deep epiphanies:
The concept of The Ring has always let me down in one aspect, which is the symbolism of the Ring itself. At the end of the videotape that my sister Samara/Sadako creates, the Ring is shown, which is the last thing you see before you die at the end of the 7 days after she crawls out the TV and IK's your ass. It is revealed at the end of the movie that the Ring is the "halo" effect seen from Samara/Sadako's perspective of looking up from the bottom of the well, and seeing the cover moved on top of it.
The problem here is that if there is room for light to shine through from a slit around the cover, that means the cover is inadequate for covering the well. Otherwise, you'd see an eclipse effect, much like the darkness you see covering the moon during a lunar cycle. Therefore, the Ring is a flawed symbol, because it simply could not have happened that way. If it did, the symbolism would not be "Before you die, you see The Ring", but "Before you die, you feel the concrete disk smash into your face". As painful as that would be, it's not quite as psychologically disturbing because of the obviousness and clarity (not to mention hilarity) of your demise.
It wasn't until today that I realized that there was one example where the threat, "Before you die, you see The Ring" still stood as a logical end, so to speak:
Owen Hart. ;D
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Post by Pikachu on Jan 24, 2008 4:12:36 GMT -5
This is the most demented thing you will see. Brace yourself for a heart attack, not because this is scary, but because it's.. well.. the craziest recipe you've ever seen. www.peppersandsmoke.com/bbq/deepfried/ |
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Post by Duragar on Jan 24, 2008 14:15:35 GMT -5
Good God...
I could feel my arteries clogging just by looking at the pictures for that.
Ugh... You'd be sweating pure lard after eating something like that.
Though... if there were any way to die, that would probably be one of the more desirable ways to go. Five simultaneous heart attacks? Yeah... you'd die pretty fast from that.
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