Post by Pikachu on Aug 13, 2007 3:32:53 GMT -5
Game Session #1
-Intro speech. Chip's characters all kill themselves. Chip loves pain.
-Get mission briefing. We're hunting clowns, a part of GGXX... I mean, the Midnight Carnival.
-Clown sightings Palthan Prefecture: Edgewise Tavern, Palthan Prefecture Police Dept., Violet Rose, Shrine of Ishkandar, Cathartic King. Lots of taverns, corrupt ass places.
-Party splits up: Lucia takes Violet Rose, Osmium takes Edgewise, Shin + me take Cathartic King. Oh god, this is a bad idea. After this many years, why do we always split up so easily to look cool?
-We all hear a crazy giggle. Omfg. [Lucia finds clowns, who have murdered tons of dudes. They sound like they breathe in helium. Damn. There's one with a scythe? He's got a scythe? Lucia insults their "show", combat ensues. Good god, the leader has high dex. Leader attacks, does shit. Lucia casts spells back, they hurt. Spells are thrown and blocked. We arrive.]
-Shin and I arrive on one end, Osmium appears on the other. A red ball flies up and lands on Lucia, engulfing him in flame. It's not terribly useful, apparently. Wow. Lucia gets greenballed. Osmium tentacle hentais many people. Shin flings an energy blast. I think at the leader, Shin fails at DBZ, Osmium hentais more. I cleave someone in half. Osmium hentais someone in half. Osmium is the Overfiend. Lucia kicks clown butt, literally. I think at someone and he falls. Shin DBZ's the fallen clown. We win.
-We were taking the prisoner back, minus a Lucia (since he was tending to the children), but the prisoner is stolen from us. We're ambushed by marionette motherfuckers entangling us with wires. Why is everyone such a rapist in this game? We find these tards. I teleport up and I Wayne Brady one of the bitches. It doesn't seem to do tons. I hax0r her puter instead. Shin punches one after jumping up here onto the building. It doesn't seem very effective. He is angry and shit. Osmium treats one of the crazed clowns like a schoolgirl and plucks her off the building. Overfiendtastic things happen. Shin revs up and Balrogs the bitch in from of him. I interrogate someone and get the base of operations: The Keystone Factory. She works for a man named Vaughn. Called the Ringmaster. Very powerful. I'm surprised the leader isn't named Ino.
-We report our findings, ane our first session ends here.
Edit: This is the very first time logging this campaign, and is the only one not told from a character perspective.
-Intro speech. Chip's characters all kill themselves. Chip loves pain.
-Get mission briefing. We're hunting clowns, a part of GGXX... I mean, the Midnight Carnival.
-Clown sightings Palthan Prefecture: Edgewise Tavern, Palthan Prefecture Police Dept., Violet Rose, Shrine of Ishkandar, Cathartic King. Lots of taverns, corrupt ass places.
-Party splits up: Lucia takes Violet Rose, Osmium takes Edgewise, Shin + me take Cathartic King. Oh god, this is a bad idea. After this many years, why do we always split up so easily to look cool?
-We all hear a crazy giggle. Omfg. [Lucia finds clowns, who have murdered tons of dudes. They sound like they breathe in helium. Damn. There's one with a scythe? He's got a scythe? Lucia insults their "show", combat ensues. Good god, the leader has high dex. Leader attacks, does shit. Lucia casts spells back, they hurt. Spells are thrown and blocked. We arrive.]
-Shin and I arrive on one end, Osmium appears on the other. A red ball flies up and lands on Lucia, engulfing him in flame. It's not terribly useful, apparently. Wow. Lucia gets greenballed. Osmium tentacle hentais many people. Shin flings an energy blast. I think at the leader, Shin fails at DBZ, Osmium hentais more. I cleave someone in half. Osmium hentais someone in half. Osmium is the Overfiend. Lucia kicks clown butt, literally. I think at someone and he falls. Shin DBZ's the fallen clown. We win.
-We were taking the prisoner back, minus a Lucia (since he was tending to the children), but the prisoner is stolen from us. We're ambushed by marionette motherfuckers entangling us with wires. Why is everyone such a rapist in this game? We find these tards. I teleport up and I Wayne Brady one of the bitches. It doesn't seem to do tons. I hax0r her puter instead. Shin punches one after jumping up here onto the building. It doesn't seem very effective. He is angry and shit. Osmium treats one of the crazed clowns like a schoolgirl and plucks her off the building. Overfiendtastic things happen. Shin revs up and Balrogs the bitch in from of him. I interrogate someone and get the base of operations: The Keystone Factory. She works for a man named Vaughn. Called the Ringmaster. Very powerful. I'm surprised the leader isn't named Ino.
-We report our findings, ane our first session ends here.
Edit: This is the very first time logging this campaign, and is the only one not told from a character perspective.